My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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