yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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