Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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