Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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