Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think people are normalizing furries
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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