When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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