Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Randomize
