But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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