have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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