Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you would pick up someone in the library
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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