I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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