his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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