Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
