Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
sex on a bike is impossible
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