Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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