Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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