so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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