have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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