Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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