who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
