While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Randomize
