You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
