in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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