he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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