What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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