I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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