i just wanna soil my oats bro
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
