'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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