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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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