Having a random hookup so left but love u
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize
