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you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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