Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
