If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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