it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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