Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
