She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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