He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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