i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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