Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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