But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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