how can u be prego again
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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