I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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