I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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