we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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