At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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