well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
