I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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