Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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