I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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