Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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