North Korea, Best Korea!
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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