There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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