It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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