It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Houston, we have a squirter
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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